• me talking to little kids: oh hey man wow I like your shoes they light up! No way I wish I had some like that, I bet they make you run so fast!!
  • me talking to older people: I'm not really sure what it is I want to do with my life, but I figure that as long as I'm happy it can't be that bad
  • me talking to people my age: well howdily doodily my fellow young people, what's hip hop happening over here? I'm just off to inject a meth and listen to an MTV if you youngsters are 'down' also haha look at that lingo, golly gosh what a time to be alive

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

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ppyajunebug:

arielsfunblr:

rhymeswitheight:

since1969:

charliexxx:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

this is one of my favorite videos

i love how she hits him

i have replayed this like 15 times now

ANDY.

This gave me life.

CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T

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telling your watson you’re alive

  • Friend: Hey why do you like that character so much?
  • Me: Are you sure you're ready for this kind of conversation
doctorxrose:


this is what happened right
doctorxrose:


this is what happened right
doctorxrose:


this is what happened right
doctorxrose:


this is what happened right
doctorxrose:


this is what happened right
doctorxrose:


this is what happened right
doctorxrose:


this is what happened right

doctorxrose:

this is what happened right

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snk-potato-girl:

uhouse:

nobledrewali:

chipcococafe:

rectumofglory:

NOTHING IS BETTER THAN GOOD RICE LITERALLY NOTHING

NO RICE NO LIFE.

finally people understand me .

i need this right now

It’s almost midnight y sE ME PEGARON ESOS ANTOJOS DE COMER ARROZ CON KETCHUP WHY MUST YOU DO THIS

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tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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buttlass:


trust me i have 6 girlfriend
buttlass:


trust me i have 6 girlfriend

buttlass:

trust me i have 6 girlfriend

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dutchster:

honoronher:

vinegod:

Didn’t see that one coming by Thomas Sanders

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE OF ALL TIME

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